You too, ‘S’ could be big in Albania.

“Well I thought, I ought, to take up the opportunity.” “:Look Sars. the only reason you are doing that is because of what Torens said.” She started to grin. “Bloody funny Bridge! Cos he heard i was going to be heading, over there.”

She poured herself a brew,  sat back, sipped at it. “This tea tastes funny.” “Well get used to it. Over there don’t expect it to be PG tips! Even in Albania!” She fell about laughing. “Bitch! “

“Oh come on Sars, Lighten up! It’s funny! Your fans will love it!  if Sir Norman Wisdom, could head up the charts there then there’s always hope for you! Your time is running out, so far Torens is in the lead and making you look as he says, still in your circle. You’re both as bad as each other in knowing how to press each others buttons.

S is BIG IN ALBANIA
No pleasing you! What did he say about your tribute act? Awesome! What did you do? Scowl!”  Bridget sipped her tea, took a biscuit munched on it.

Sarah’s mobile rang. She grabbed at the Blackberry.  “I hear you’re off to Albania.” “Oh Jack, no! A mistake! Bit further east.”  “Oh I wondered is all, you know Sir Norman Wisdom had a chart hit there?!

I mean, if he could have a hit, then so could you!”  Minutes later the call had ended. She put the phone down. “Ucking wanker. They all are!”

Four more calls? She was fuming! “That b’stard!” Sandra was stood by the door as she glared at her. “You would NOT believe what that b’stard has been up to!” Sandra looked at Bridget, started to grin. “I think I do.

I hear, you’re going to be big, in Albania! “ She started laughing. “At first, I thought it was Alabama! Knowing how you had a dream of making it as a star in the USA! but Albania?!

Something, you’re not telling me!” More laughter.
“I will I swear..” Her voice tailed off. Sandra had given her a kiss, made herself a brew and was sat next to Bridget.

“I mean, you, could do a DANCE TRACK TRANCE remix of that song, the female version, but updated, you know like you normally do, with the DANCE TRACKS, but change the lyric, like the one from Torens written for you.!”

She started to sing to the Sir Norman Wisdom and the Pitkins version changing the lyrics? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPbCeJCoM6g

Bars and clubs, dives in pubs, across the north its true,
where they all think as they pile on the drinks, (Get the toilet tissue ready)
my DANCE TRACKS, are a load of poo.

“I’m known throughout the land,
Though not quite on demand,
with over a 1000 gigs in places, with
hundreds of faces?

I always said, I would go far,
down the road 5 miles and I’m a star!
I’m really where its at..
So say’s one of my five fans, I think he's called Matt!

From Carlisle to Blackpool's sunny shore,
I give my all, 'til they cry 'NO MORE!'
My fans are always nice to me, they said
Sarah its kind of plain to see, yeaaah?

You too, Sarah!  Could be, BIG; in ALBANIA!

The door flew open, in walked.. Sarah. She glared at Trisha looked at Torens.. fury? Rage?  So, it was Trisha one of her dancers; who had been spilling all of her secrets to Torens! She got up and ran out. He had stopped laughing. “You b’stard!”  It looked as though Sarah, was going to have to find herself, a new dancer!

She glared at Toren’a. Albania!!! Ucking Albania... I said I’d make it big in ALABAMA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPbCeJCoM6g