Goldilocks and the three bears.

“I don’t why you both, have so much rage between you!
It seems endless. I spoke to her on the phone.
When I mentioned your name that was it.

Even I, have never heard such foul language!” Torens grinned.

He knew why, Sarah was enraged. Troy and Danny.
Ah yes, those two; thorns in her side.
Always playing practical jokes, sometimes pushing their luck? The words ‘Life threatening’, might spring to mind.

This time however, their activities against Sarah had been in part, due to him. If he had thought, those two, could have kept him, out of any suspicion on her part, he should, he realized, have known better!
“What?!” Demands Patrice, “Have those two been up to?”

“Her pantomime costume.” Patrice started to grin. “Not the strip down one? Goldilocks and the three bears?” Well her as Goldilocks! “ The costume itself, was an outer costume, that was, supposed to be tugged at, whereupon, it would split into two sections to reveal her.wearing a skimpy outfit beneath it? Guaranteeing, plenty of wolf whistling from the audience?

Well Goldilocks, who looks ‘prim an proper’ as was? Now in a skimpier, sexier costume.
To wolf whistles and cheers, from the audience?  First night? went very well!

Troy and Danny? Getting hold, of that outer garment, the dress and its sections? They kind of had it unstitched, or with some stitching the thread being torn / damaged; in certain places.
To add a little bit of tension, they took some of the strips and  with a two part resin, applied it to the velcro snaps, to be found in various places.

Sarah would be unknowingly helped to slip into the dress, be snapped together at the back? She had to dance on stage. Stopping mid stage? Some posing and provocative teasing?

2nd night?

Sarah was in her changing room with Bridget. “Now that Bridge, is what being a professional is all about!  Taking on the various parts of the fairy tales panto especially the Goldilocks bit and working your audience! “

“Well I could not stop laughing Sars when you revealed the undergarments, cami knickers and top with those shiny oily stockings caught by the spots to perfection. Damm girl you looked real sexy.
I tell you Sars, the guy playing the part of ‘Papa bear’, whoa would I ever!:

(Scene 3 :

Goldilocks and the three bears. (She has made herself comfortable, the bears have now appeared on stage. )

The curtain shifts to have us seeing the 3 bears, Mama bear is moving on stage from the right and approaching the others. They are sat at a table with bowls of various sizes in front of them.

“Ere! Someone has eaten my porridge!” Growls papa bear. Junior bear lifts his bowl and shows the audience; he shakes it to show that it is EMPTY?  Lets out a howls.

“Mama someone has been at my porridge, the bowl is empty!” You can hear some of the audience with some comebacks. “You’ll just have to bear with it.” or “The bear necessities, the bear necessities..”
Mama bear raises her hand, to shush the hecklers.. stepping closer, glares at them and growls.
“Shut up the lot of you, I haven’t made it yet!”

Onto the bedroom scene, peering around the door to see! Goldilocks! Brushing her hair, in front of a large mirror! Mama bear, is looking on, at what Goldilocks is up to.
“Do you mind!” she screams at Goldilocks. as we see her rushing into the room. “Only.” Replies Goldilocks. “If I get paid for it!”

Mama bear ignores her. “You’re leaving hair, everywhere! “ Goldilocks stops brushing her hair, stands up and poinrs to Junior bear. “Wow you are so cute and cuddly!”  She looks at the audience and gets them to agree, that  he is indeed ‘cute and cuddly’. 

“Are we keeping her Mama, please..” murmurs Junior bear. Mama bear glares at Goldilocks, the luxurious bag, the expensive shoes. “The’re D & G (Dolce and Gabbana) arn’t they?
Latest styles?” Goldilocks nods. “Of coutse, nothing but the best! “ Shows the audience,

“I do love stylish things.” Mama bear pulls Junior bear away from her side.!
“Mama can we please keep her!” Pleads Junior again. “Not bloody likely.” Mutters Mama bear.
“Not on my housekeeping!”

Goldilocks sees Papa bear, coming in closer? Standing in the door way, flexing his muscles looking like he was imitating ‘pop eye? is the biggest damm bear, she has ever seen!

“Oh my you are a big bear! Blimey, I can understand why, YOU would be moaning about your bowl being empty! When you stand in a doorway, with the sun at the back of you, everyone must think an eclipse is happening! “

Papa bear, makes it clear, to the audience, that he is NOT amused, by that remark! Flexes his muscles again! Goldilocks moves towards him to squeeze his muscles?
More heckling from the audience. “Does he get paid to sit in the back of an ATV, his ar*se is big enough,  to lower the suspension? Turn it into a sports model. “ More laughter.

Goldilocks has moved past him and is now stood, centre stage. The audience still heckling Papa bear, whilst wolf whistling Goldilocks? Papa bear is shaking his fist, at the audience and stepping menacingly towards Golilocks.

He moves towards her, Goldilocks, is still  teasing the audience, pouting at them and patting her backside and chest? She does a sexy dance. Papa bear, is now within inches of her, as she turns, she is now facing him?

He lunges at her, his hands clearly now, tugging at the neckline of her dress? Which of course, is supposed to peel apart? Revealing the very skimpy Goldilocks! Tug tug NOTHING!
“What the hell!”  Papa bear is howling somewhat annoyed? Minutes pass.

More tugging! Now, frantically pulling at it. There’s a rising murmur from the  audience and as the seconds tick away, with Papa bear still trying to ? The audience are  now starting to laugh? It is all too rude and the heckling to that effect? “Papa bear is trying, to get something off his chest..
uhh Goldilock’s chest.”

It is not, going to do, what it is supposed to? Growing rage?
It has to give way, at any time soon? Papa bear, it seems, has finally, exhausted his patience.
He is about to ‘tear Sarah off a strip’??

Sarah was realizing too, that something was NOT right? Her hands, had moved to remove his hands, from her gown? She was more than aware, of his huge hands, tearing at it with that growing rage, on his part? Much stronger, much much stronger AND? the sound of something tearing?

One loud and I mean LOUD; ripping sound, Her hands, are now on his, trying to stop him, from continuing his strip? Ignored, as he is heckled and egged on by the audience? Shoving her hands aside then he grabs at her gown again.

He tears off the dress. I mean Papa bear, has the muscles and grip to do it!  Just the dress? Uhh NOO  His hands have also gripped her undergarments, EVERYTHING she is wearing now being torn down? , Well almost! Topside down! Abreast of things, is an understatement!

“You bloody idiot! Now look what you’ve done!” Goldilocks with one hand, trying to pull up, her skimpy undergarments, to cover her rather exposed appendage? Almost naked?? She is slapping out at Papa bear and her fist, hit his nose with enough force, to cause him to stagger back, blood from his nostrils;  the front half, of the dress in his hands.. the audience still falling about laughing?.

Semi naked, Sars stormed off stage, her swearing and cursing, echoing across the stage.. the audience seeing Papa bear, stood there with half of the dress, in his hands and the other on the stage? The sight of Sarah in her torn skimpy outfit, limping off stage?

You can imagine the howls from the audience. Including of course? Troy and Danny almost falling off their seats, laughing so much! “Hell she had us in stitches.” Troy looks at Torens and then at Danny.

“No! You mean we were ‘glued’ to her performance! “